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Fucking stupid idiot dies
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines
do you mean fingering (yarn weight) or fingering (instrument hand position) or fingering (nsfw) or fingering (mispelled potato)
#music school was so fucking funny sometimes#I'd get told shit like I needed to work on my fingering or use more/less tongue and I had to listen with a straight face too#do you know how hard that was#do you know how fucking difficult that could be sometimes (@hjartasalt)
the truth is this post was originally inspired by that time when i, a clueless aroace, tried to explain my struggles with fingering and tonguing to a non-clueless non-musician, and they were just like... bro what
One time my teacher took my sheet music and wrote "CLIMAX" right where. Well. Where the climax of the piece was. And I wasn't allowed to laugh. How cruel.
IN ALL CAPS. 😭. He felt like I wasn't doing enough there and really wanted to drive home his criticisms.
there is something so romantic about wired earphones that you just don't get with airpods like. we are sitting with our arms touching and our faces leaning in so close to read the lyrics and there is a magical music passing through a wire like the red string of fate and there is no way to top that
"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone
Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here
"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."
Post that have 10K notes in my heart.
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
My one basic opinion is that nobody should ever have to live in poverty and boy oh boy does this make some motherfuckers real mad!
i love to add “to me.” to things. it makes posts complete. to me.